1. How can the Cafeteria manage to mess up French Fries? They are great cooks, creating Turkey and Biscuits with heaven's fingers. How can sliced potatoes be a problem? 2.On Club days, why do we not have gym? Seriously, make us wake or run the whole time. You complain about obesity, then actually solve it! 3. How can people think George W. Bush is a good president? 4. Why do all the best movies come out on the same weekend? The same weekend where I have tons of homework and also happen to be suffering from cold sweats. 5. Why does the movie Mysteries of Pittsburgh, totally eliminate Arthur Lecomte? I loved that gay man, combining him with Cleveland defeats the whole purpose. (But honestly, you can tell Cleveland goes to Erie alot, no self respecting man would live in Pittsburgh with a name like Cleveland) 6.Why do dreams about vampires signal a talk about sexual repression? 7.Why does Bill Pullman attract me so much? He is old and not that good looking. 8. ......Jeff Goldblum 9........Anderson Cooper 10......Harrison Ford 11.......Patrick Dempsey (except he is good looking..) 12. Why am I an emotional bean bag chair? 13. Why do men grow hair on shoulders and backs? Is it just excess testosterone? Cause really, its gross. 14. What type of spider caused my leg to be infected for a year? I hope to narrow it down. I think it was like the hobo spider or something. I guess thats it for now, its late and I don't care anymore. I guess here's one for the kiddies... Why don't you care about me anymore? Or more frankly, why don't I give a shit anymore? | 
